Does the HSE need to invest in pigeons?

They're not very good at communication.

It is claimed that the greatest long-distance flight recorded by a pigeon is one that started at Arras in France and ended in Saigon, Vietnam. The distance is 11,600km and the journey took 24 days.

Recently I had to engage with The HSE. Or the misfortune to, bad luck or I must have been a terrible person in a previous life, to be dealing with a level of …